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It's Just So
Dog-gone Funny!!!
It always helps to laugh a little!
If the content on this page doesn't make you laugh, you really need
to loosen up a little bit ..... The photos, cartoons and jokes on
this page are NOT meant to make fun of or hurt anyone in anyway.
Please take this page in the spirit it is offered. As a stress
releasing alternative to taking out a bad day on your dog or
one of your family members. Enjoy!!!
Top Ten
Reasons That Dogs Are Better Than Cats
10).
Cats look silly on a leash.
9).
Dogs don’t get
stuck in trees.
8).
Cats won’t
bring your slippers.
7).
One word.
“Hairball.”
6).
Two words.
"Litter Box."
5).
Dogs come when
you call them.
4).
Ever hear of a
seeing-eye cat?
3).
Dogs don’t
climb on the kitchen counter.
2).
Burglars aren't afraid of a cat meowing.
1).
Cats can’t
play a Frisbee.
Top Ten
Things that Dogs Don't Like About Humans
1) Blaming your farts on me ...
not funny ... not funny at all !!!
2) Yelling at me for barking. Hey. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG ... Get
real!!!
3) Taking me for a walk, and not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Just Stop
It! Food goes "IN" it, not on it!
5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. This is why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.
6) That fake fetch, throw thingy you do. Wow, OK You fooled a dog!
That's impressive, your parents must be so proud of you!
7) Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8) Getting mad at me when I sniff one of your friend's crotch.
Sorry, I haven't mastered that handshake thing yet.
9) Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10) Acting disgusted when I lick myself. Hey, we both know that
you're just jealous. Get over it!
Now lay off a little bit. Try to relax ... We both know who the
boss is around here! After all, you don't see me picking up your
poop do you? Oh, and get me a drink will you, and I'll have my
supper now!!!
"All Dogs Welcome"
A man
wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwestern town that he planned
to visit on his vacation.
He wrote: I am
planning a trip to your community and i plan to spend several days
visiting the sites in your area. I would very much like to bring my
dog with me. He is
well-groomed, quite and is very well behaved. Would you be willing
to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An
immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
Dear Sir: "As the owner, I've been
operating this hotel for over 30 years. In all that time, I've never
had a dog steal towels, bed linens, silverware or pictures off the
walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for
being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a
hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if
your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
To Succeed In
Life ...
We need to learn to handle
the stressful situations in our lives the way our dogs do!
If you can't eat it or play with it, then just pee on it and walk
away.
Sometimes when you are
angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the
problem.
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