If
you want someone who will eat whatever you put in
front of him, when ever you put it down in front of
him and never says its not quite as good as his
mother made it ....
then adopt a dog.
If
you want someone who is always willing to go out, at
any hour, for as long as you want and is perfectly
willing to go wherever you want to go ....
then adopt a dog.
If
you want someone who will never touch the remote
control, doesn't care about football, basketball or
auto racing and can sit quietly next to you while
you watch romantic movies all afternoon ....
then adopt a dog.
If
you want someone who is content to just lay down on
your bed to warm your feet and /or snuggle, and whom
you
can push off the bed if he starts to snore .....
then adopt a dog.
If
you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin,
young or old, who acts as if every word you say is
especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, even if you are 4 hours late .....
then adopt a dog.
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But,
on the other hand, if you want someone who will
never come when you call, ignores you totally when
you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks
all over you, runs around all night and only comes
home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his happiness
Then buy a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was going to
say....
then Get a Man.
